megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero

yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero
miranduh-cosgrove:

Can someone tattoo this on my ass

miranduh-cosgrove:

Can someone tattoo this on my ass

chevreaux:

THAT’S NOT THE SAME CHILD???

blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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And my personal favorite

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

waitrose:

I can barely keep up with the bitch let alone party with her

waitrose:

I can barely keep up with the bitch let alone party with her

alexernst:

so look at you